The Mothership was moving past a distant planet in the 35th sector when all of a sudden it stopped and shook.

Toxo: What the hell was that?!

Celia: Crypto, are you in the bathroom with explosive diarrhea?!

Crypto: *standing next to her* O____o

Sarko: were  being pulled to that planet!

Pox: What? How?!

Tex: Tractor beam?

Pox: Nobody likes a smartass Tex...

Tex: Explains why nobody likes you...

Pox: >_<

They landed outside a human laboratory and got out one by one. It looked a lot like N.I.M.

Tex: What the hell is this place?!

Toxo: It looks like N.I.M!

Pox: It can't be...

Katt: *whom had also been on the ship* Lets go see if anyone is home, and crash the party >:3

Crypto: Boom Boom time XD

They all sneaked inside, quiet and hiding their guns. They then came upon a man shuffling through some junk.

Man: Now where did I put that flux capacitor? Aha! *looks up* Oh, hello, are you the TV repairmen?

Sarko: No...

Man: *recognizes them and drops the flux capacitor on his foot* OWW! Puma get in here!

Voice: Why?

Man: Just get your ass in here, they're here! And bring me a bandage!

*A tall Cougar walks in on 2 legs, she has a typical female body*
Crypto: *o*... *drools*

Puma: *thwacks Crypto so hard he flys through a wall*

Toxo: O.o... *turns to the others* Oh I like her X3

Celia: You and me both XD

Pox: Who exactly are you?!

Tex: Yeah!

Man: Oh Excuse me, My name is Dr. Cobbletreevonberryschnitzelhausen.

Puma: I am Puma, the ungrateful crabby douche bag's wife T_T

Leewin: Wait, Dr. Whos-a-watsits?

Man: I said...

Celia: Wait, ya got a nick name?

Dr. Cobbletree: Dr. Cobbletree...

Crypto: *gets up* Ohh... X_x...

Leewin: Still sounds stupid...

Puma: Thats what I say! XD

Dr. Cobbletree: *swats at Puma* Damn woman. Pay no attention to her.

Leewin: look ya dusty old fart, why did you bring us here?

Dr. Cobbletree: You know Ghost?

Toxo: Not only do we know him, but we hate his guts.

Dr. Cobbletree: Good, I used to work for that son of a Michael Jackson, but he took me for broke and fired me! And had sex with my sister, and my mom, and my brother...

Toxo: Woah Woah Woah! WAY TMI ...

Dr. Cobbletree: Sorry about that, but you get the picture, now please allow me to show you around...

Celia: Nice Place, ok lets go.

Sarko: Be polite Celia, let him show us *whispers* He may be a psycho, or rapist...

Celia: O.o ok...

Toxo: Why the fuck should we help you?

Dr. Cobbletree: *takes out an N.I.M stun rod and stick it to Leo*

Leewin: *twitching* AHHH!

Dr. Cobbletree: *stops*

Leewin: WTF?! That actually hurt!

Dr. Cobbletree: Thats because mine don't suck ass, they kickass B-)

Toxo: He may actually be a good use to us... O.o

Dr. Cobbletree: Of course I would, why the hell do you think I brought you here? To wipe my ass for me?!

Puma: I think they got the idea T_T

Sarko: Ok, you've our attention... O.o

*he leads them into a room filled with creatures in cages*

Crypto: *looks at one* Aww, its so cute, citchy citchy coo... *it grabs him and pulls him into the cage* AHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHH!

Pox: *in stitches laughing at Crypto*

Katt: I will help you Crypto! *swats and hits Crypto*

Crypto: OWW!! >.<

Dr. Cobbletree: *hits Crypto with a lead pipe* Leave my beautiful creations alone!

Crypto: *being eaten Alive* DX

Toxo: O.o Your creations? You MADE them?

Dr. Cobbletree: Yep, I made a really retarded and disease infested one Named Natalya once, I was gonna put her down, but she rubbed her herpes on the bars and escaped.

Everyone: WTF?! O_________o

Dr. Cobbletree: Well, now. I can give you the equipment to take down Ghost, all the scientists, and the rest of your enemies.

Crypto: *is pit out* Cool... X_x

Leewin: Ok, you've got a deal, but touch me again and I'll rip your dick off and give it to my girl...

Dr. Cobbletree: Sure whatever T_T *shakes hands*...

*outside, Ghost is standing on a hill*

Ghost: So, your trying to be a pain in my ass again Tweedle Dumb, well...  *is stung in the ass by a bee* OWW! *is swarmed by bees* AHHHHHH! *runs but trips down the hill and his picked up by his men* Grrrrrr! >:( *flys off in a helicopter*

THE END... For now >.>