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It's a NEW CAR

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Nat: *on a game show*

Host: Tell it what it's won Dick!

Dick: It's A NEW CAR! *curtain reveals it*

Nat:  XDDD! OMG! *runs over to it and slams in to the Front* Oww! Waaah! Stupid driver, you hit me! *grabs the host's microphone and smashes the windsheild and bangs up the car* Come on fucker!

Dick and Host: ._.

Dick: ... I'm going to throw up...  *runs of gagging*

Announcer: Err, we'll be right back after these messages! *microphone shoots through the was and kills him*

*camera screens go blank as audience run out panacking*
I just thought it up, I thought it was funny XD
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XD omg Nat is so stupid *shoots her* XD lol