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Cobbletree Series 2-3

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Dr. Cobbletreevonberryschnitzelhausen Series
Season 2 Chapter 3
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Dr. Cobbletree: *tinkering*

Leewin: *walks in with the others* Hey Doc, whats up?

Dr. Cobbletree: Not my hopes >.<

Page: :o Why?

Dr. Cobbletree: Waiting on you to get here...

Toxo: Sorry about that, Dumbass over there just HAD to stop and get some pie.

Crypto: I like pie 83

Dentaris: You dipshit! Cookie!

Crypto: Pie!

Dentaris: Cookie mother Fucker! *kicks Crypto through a door*

*Puma screams, big thudding sounds*

Dr. Cobbletree: You're payin for that door.

Leewin: It was worth it B3

Dr. Cobbletree: -_-...

Celia: So what do you have for us?

Dr. Cobbletree: A jetpack.

Sarko: But most of us can already fly...

Dr. Cobbletree: Works any where, can store any weapon, is completely portable, and you guys can't lift yourselves with PK forever.

Leewin: Ok lets try it. *reaches for it*

Toxo: <3< *has rigged it to fly outta control*

Sarko: I'll do it Leo.

Leewin: Knock yourself out B/

Sarko: *puts it on* *it shoots him into the ceiling and flys off him and hits Leo*

Leewin: *flys out the window* Dammit Cobbletree!!!!!

Sarko: *horns stuck in the ceiling* OMG WTF Get me outta this fucking GRAH!!! >XU

Toxo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Dr. Cobbletree: Hmm, I could have sworn I worked out the bugs.

Pox: I'll assist you Sarko! *runs up to Sarko*

Sarko: >XU *flailing his legs and kicks Pox out a window*

Pox: Curses!!!

Dr: Cobbletree: Hey, That guy's stealing my car! *jumps out another window*

Celia: Hey wait! You gotta get Sarko! *jumps out another window*

Toxo: Cobbletree can drive? O.o... I mean, hey wait! *jumps out another window*

Humans: *outside* Were All Gonna die!!

Crypto: He said Pie! XD *jumps out another window*

Dentaris: Cookie! >8U *jumps out another window*

Puma: Where the fuck did we get all those windows? :U *trips and flys out another window*

Sarko: >.O... Well fuck >.<

*later that night*

*The guys come back in dirty and banged*

Puma: I told you that wasn't your car!

Dr. Cobbletree: Well who else drive a fucking torch red Thunderbird?

Puma: Fonzie?

Dr. Cobbletree: Shut up woman -_-

Sarko: Ahem...

Puma: Hi Sarko ^^

Sarko: -.-

Puma: Oh thats right...

Celia: I'll get you down sweetie! *pulls Sarko and he lands on her*

Leewin: Hey, your coconuts broke his fall! XD *a coconut flys out of nowhere and bonks Leo in the face* X.x

Toxo: *whistling innocently* ...What? O.o

Sarko: Well now that thats over, lets go out for ice cream!

Dentaris: and cookies!

Crypto: No, Pie!

Dentaris: RAWR!! *attacks Crypto*

Dr. Cobbletree: Well lets go. *opens the door*

Nat: Hi, Ima selling edible panties 8D

Everyone: DO NOT WANT! D: *shots her and slams the door* ._.

Dr. Cobbletree: Movie night?

Leewin: sounds good...

*Everyone sits and watches movies all night long*

THE END
I Finally Got Around to making it D:

Sarko Celia Dr. Cobbletree and Puma © ME

Toxo Tex Martruse Dentaris Ghost and Leewin © :iconginger2000:

Katt © :iconkatt-the-megaweapon:

Pox and Crypto © Pandemic Studios, THQ, Sandblast Games, and Locomotive games
© 2008 - 2024 SWJS
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newanubian's avatar
I have read all of the cobbletree stories ant they are soooo funny. I loved them all.